It is best to not let it get
around
He even hesitated to think it
to himself
For the Horse did indeed talk
to his Tail

And it is even well known
in certain circles
Horsefly circles
That the horse’s tail
was a remarkably talented
conversationalist
Although probably lacking
the proper invitations to the smartest
and most anticipated parties
and social events

But the Tail didn’t mind
at all, because he was connected
to the Horse, of course
And that was good enough

They whiled away the hours
in lively conversation, telling tall
tales, and of course, very reluctantly
Keeping the horseflies
entertained